I have two new boyfriends. They’re both figure skaters.

Jason Brown being the embodiment of happiness

Jason Brown being the embodiment of happiness

In case you’ve been encased in jello for the last two weeks, the Olympics have been on, pre-empting all of your regularly scheduled Thursday night programming and generally causing you to either avoid television or watch it obsessively.  I voted for the latter because I’m a sucker for anyone who rides on quarter-inch-thick metal on the icy surface of a rink that may have piranha and kraken living beneath it (it’s a frozen pond in Russia, you can’t prove me wrong).

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Snatch Game!

What the crap is this?

What the crap is this?

There is nothing I love more than well dressed queens in shit tons of makeup causing drama and being fierce. The Snatch Game is a take on the 60s game show “Match Game,” where contestants have to match answers with celebrities to win, and do so with hilarious results. The Snatch Game is a rite of passage. The girls who make it to Snatch Game have to bring the laughs and be a real caricature of a public figure, or face the chop. The girls get READ during Snatch Game. There is no surviving it.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race ALL STARS PREMIERE BITCHES

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Tonight was the premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, the fifth cycle of RuPaul’s Drag Race, different from the others because the only competitors are queens who have walked the runway on previous cycles and went home without snatching trophies.  Let us predict what the queens have in store for us this season.

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